Rob

Inglês

Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.

I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.

I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.

However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.

All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!

Câncer/Caranguejo

Magro

1.85 m

Marrons

Caucasiana

Nunca Casado

Não

Sim

Sorriso

Com piercing... mas somente na(s) orelha (s), Tatuagem Estrategicamente Localizada, Tatuagem Visível

Castanho Escuro

Cachorro

Não

Alguma Faculdade

Tempo Integral

Comida / Restaurante

Chef

$45,000USD A $59,999USD

Com Bicho(s) de Estimação

Amigos Vêm Ocasionalmente

Sim - Frequentemente

Sim - Socialmente

Marginal

Reservado, Observador, Cômico/a, Sombria, Estranha

Jantar, Artes & Artesanato, Música, TV, Filmes, Cozinhar

Sair Com Os Amigos, Ficar Em Casa, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Cinema, Dormi, Beber, Jogos de vestir, TV

Anything relaxed

Robbing a bank

Um(a) Troll, Obsceno/a, Pateta

Outra

Enjoy it.

Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Obsceno/a, Sadista

Desenhos, Filmes

Ação, Ficção Científica, Comédia, Família, Animação, Terror, Suspense, Eu Sou Ator/Atriz de Cinema, Adulto

Sertaneja, Rap, Rock, Metal, Clássica, Barulho de Aspirador de Pó, Blues, New age, Soul, Popular, Punk

Quadrinhos, Fantasia, Ficção, História, Terror, Humor, Educativo, Mistério, Filosofia, Poesia, Sátira, Ficção Científica, Técnica, Erótica, Supernatural

Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.

Espirituoso/a, Marotice, Esquisitices, Humor, Boa Aparência, Inteligência

An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.

Amigo, Íntimo, Comprometido/a