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tg gal seeks fellow passioniacals
Age 66 From Scottsbluff, Nebraska - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman (Sub) Seeking A Man

Basic Information

First name  
caitlynn
I Can Speak  
English, Other
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
The Inkquisitioner
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Photography, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Theater, Travel, Gardening, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
casual, light talk thoughts of dreams desires, friendship, all things basic -- then jump on a Harley at midnight during a downpour and ride the storm out ... or, pleasant dinner then a snuggly old black and white movie or look at the stars under a blanket. I'm game for anything-kitchen quickies to midnight marathons, take yer pick and tie me tight
I've Always Wanted To Try  
sending myself back in time to a crucial moment and kicking my own ass for making one muy grande of a mistake . . . wanna come? also, I'm beginning research into the affects that tiddly winks physics have on baking candied yams
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
avoid the zealous fanatical ardent disciples of the 'Cult of the No-Mind.' Attempting to deal
with these anti-Mr. Spock logic types is like trying to wade across a baking salt-flat desert mid-summer with nothing to drink or eat except stale unsalted low in fat crackers and a big jar of outdated defunct Peter Pan peanut butter, its original “crunch” now being only pasty sand mouth goo. You too must avoid these pre-apocalptie
incuboids as well by asking the question, 'how can one argue against no mind? An unfathomable question at best. Advice: Sign up for Stupility 101 or even better, avoid being caught in the gravity well of Orb Stupid. best wishes...
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Sports, Technical, I'm An Author, Romance, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I am the pack-rat of interests- doing nothing is doing all, ur interests are minme, lets pull an engine, go to a mountain, take photos, do kitchen quickies while baking cookies--u callit

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
the truth - like everyone else plus what i just put down-- the house is a vortex swallowing stuff and so I cant find anything but do want solid ltr relationship with m/f/both/neither spatial alienesques, throbbers of hearts, upright/honest. no all/non of the above brains, firm guiding hands lead me. no intellectual derrieres, hi IQ gluteus maximus's, pretentious sophistahicks fools glad nor wises sad be yerself
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Marriage, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Strap On Sex
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